Sex? Huwag Po 2
Posted by rusty at 12:30 PM on March 23, 2004.
I was surprised to know that many people read my previous entry "SEX? Huwag po...." Because of that, one lucky girl/guy will be fortunate to be my "first kiss". Yes people, virgin pa 'tong labi ko! On second thought, I hope "thank you" will be enough.
Here's another "close encounter" story that talks about my zero sex life. You're probably thinking "Eh ba't ka pa mag she-share boring naman sex life mo?" Alam mo sagot ko dyan? ALANG PAKIALAMANAN... joke!
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"An unexpected unusual proposal"
I've always treated him as an academic friend. He was one of the first guys I met at UPdil. He was nerdy, grade-conscious, not goodlooking, witty, and to top it all, very friendly! ---> Qualities that I was looking for in a prospective friend. During my first semester, we would go out together even on lunch and breaks. We have some common classes so we just spend our time just talking to each other about "academic" stuff.
Years had passed and our friendship remained. Sometimes even with our hectic schedule, we would take time to chat and go malling. Sabi ko nga, "Ok 'tong si ______ ah. Isa talgang tunay na katropa!" But even so, I only thought of our relationship as one pure platonic friendship. I know his secrets because he'd tell it to me openly. He's into sebs. He's into casual sex. Syempre, popular hobby daw kc yan ng mga malilibog na taga UP.
One day while I was alone in my house, he called me up. He told me that he wanted to watch some porn movie and I said, "Yeah sure... La naman akong kasama dito sa bahay eh." Few minutes later, dumating siya with his porn movies. I told him that I just want a companion but I'm not exactly in the mood for a porn movie. So there he was in the sala watching porn (str8 porn) and I was in the kitchen "trying to learn how to cook piniritong isda."
Afterwards, he played the M-to-M vcd we bought at Greenhills. Sabi ko "Uy... ok ah! Yun ba yung binili natin sa last Sunday?" He replied, "Yup!" Anyway, I went back to my cooking. "Malapit na 'tong maluluto. May breakfast na ko... hehehe."
Moments later he approached me. "Ano yun?" I asked. "Uy... gawin natin yan, ok lang sayo?" I said "Anong gagawin?" I gave him a blank stare. Syempre, para naman mukhang inosente talaga. Then he pointed to the porn he was watching.
My first reaction was to smile. I was surprised that I'd receive a proposal like that from the most unexpected person. On one hand, I was flattered. At least, even with my not-so-desirable physical attributes, there's somebody who thought that I was "sex material." On the other hand, I felt awkward and confused. Syempre naman, napaisip ako. Ba't niya kaya naisip na papatulan ko ang mga ganung tipong offer? Eh alam na alam nya naman na wholsome akong tao. But anyway, I declined. So he went back to his porn and I had my breakfast. Afterwards, he again approached me. "Sigurado ka ayaw mo? Sige na... Wala lang fucking . Suck lang kita." But I was still rational then, so for the second time, I politely said "No."
Natapos na yung porn. He told me that he'll teach me how to make "hotcakes." (FYI: Etong demi-god na 'to na nagbabalak sakupin ang mundo ay di marunong magluto) Ang ending, kumain kami ng hotcake. Nagkuwento siya tungkol sa nakaSEB niyang girl sa SM Fairview parking lot at umuwi na rin sya pagkatapos.
I still consider the guy, my friend. Fortunately, nothing has changed after that incident. I still get calls from him and we still do our usual "mall tours" whenever we're free. Pag iniisip ko yung nangyari, napapangiti na lang ako. We never talked about it anymore. Sabi ko nga sa kanya, "Hey ____! Our relationship should surpass that of fuck buddies. Friends tayo, d b?"
So what's the moral of the story? Simple! Don't invite your friends into your house just so that they can watch porn movies. You might get the most unexpected and the most unusual proposals from them... dala ng kalibugan!
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I'd like to share some more stories but I have a class in an hour. Anyway, feel free to think that I'm a sexually repressed guy but all I can say is that I am a man of choice. I know that in everything there will always be choices -- in this case, to be chaste or to fuck. I don't want anybody to force into me their beliefs and philosophies because I know that they wouldn't like if I do the same thing to them.
P.S. Dalawa na ang avid fan/reader ko (Mga chong, engkyu engkyu engkyu!): c DONNA at c THEARCHER. Salamat sa inyong dalawa....
Here's another "close encounter" story that talks about my zero sex life. You're probably thinking "Eh ba't ka pa mag she-share boring naman sex life mo?" Alam mo sagot ko dyan? ALANG PAKIALAMANAN... joke!
=============================================
"An unexpected unusual proposal"
I've always treated him as an academic friend. He was one of the first guys I met at UPdil. He was nerdy, grade-conscious, not goodlooking, witty, and to top it all, very friendly! ---> Qualities that I was looking for in a prospective friend. During my first semester, we would go out together even on lunch and breaks. We have some common classes so we just spend our time just talking to each other about "academic" stuff.
Years had passed and our friendship remained. Sometimes even with our hectic schedule, we would take time to chat and go malling. Sabi ko nga, "Ok 'tong si ______ ah. Isa talgang tunay na katropa!" But even so, I only thought of our relationship as one pure platonic friendship. I know his secrets because he'd tell it to me openly. He's into sebs. He's into casual sex. Syempre, popular hobby daw kc yan ng mga malilibog na taga UP.
One day while I was alone in my house, he called me up. He told me that he wanted to watch some porn movie and I said, "Yeah sure... La naman akong kasama dito sa bahay eh." Few minutes later, dumating siya with his porn movies. I told him that I just want a companion but I'm not exactly in the mood for a porn movie. So there he was in the sala watching porn (str8 porn) and I was in the kitchen "trying to learn how to cook piniritong isda."
Afterwards, he played the M-to-M vcd we bought at Greenhills. Sabi ko "Uy... ok ah! Yun ba yung binili natin sa last Sunday?" He replied, "Yup!" Anyway, I went back to my cooking. "Malapit na 'tong maluluto. May breakfast na ko... hehehe."
Moments later he approached me. "Ano yun?" I asked. "Uy... gawin natin yan, ok lang sayo?" I said "Anong gagawin?" I gave him a blank stare. Syempre, para naman mukhang inosente talaga. Then he pointed to the porn he was watching.
My first reaction was to smile. I was surprised that I'd receive a proposal like that from the most unexpected person. On one hand, I was flattered. At least, even with my not-so-desirable physical attributes, there's somebody who thought that I was "sex material." On the other hand, I felt awkward and confused. Syempre naman, napaisip ako. Ba't niya kaya naisip na papatulan ko ang mga ganung tipong offer? Eh alam na alam nya naman na wholsome akong tao. But anyway, I declined. So he went back to his porn and I had my breakfast. Afterwards, he again approached me. "Sigurado ka ayaw mo? Sige na... Wala lang fucking . Suck lang kita." But I was still rational then, so for the second time, I politely said "No."
Natapos na yung porn. He told me that he'll teach me how to make "hotcakes." (FYI: Etong demi-god na 'to na nagbabalak sakupin ang mundo ay di marunong magluto) Ang ending, kumain kami ng hotcake. Nagkuwento siya tungkol sa nakaSEB niyang girl sa SM Fairview parking lot at umuwi na rin sya pagkatapos.
I still consider the guy, my friend. Fortunately, nothing has changed after that incident. I still get calls from him and we still do our usual "mall tours" whenever we're free. Pag iniisip ko yung nangyari, napapangiti na lang ako. We never talked about it anymore. Sabi ko nga sa kanya, "Hey ____! Our relationship should surpass that of fuck buddies. Friends tayo, d b?"
So what's the moral of the story? Simple! Don't invite your friends into your house just so that they can watch porn movies. You might get the most unexpected and the most unusual proposals from them... dala ng kalibugan!
=============================================
I'd like to share some more stories but I have a class in an hour. Anyway, feel free to think that I'm a sexually repressed guy but all I can say is that I am a man of choice. I know that in everything there will always be choices -- in this case, to be chaste or to fuck. I don't want anybody to force into me their beliefs and philosophies because I know that they wouldn't like if I do the same thing to them.
P.S. Dalawa na ang avid fan/reader ko (Mga chong, engkyu engkyu engkyu!): c DONNA at c THEARCHER. Salamat sa inyong dalawa....